Monday 13 April 2009

Fun Stuff: Remember Sol Rosenberg?

The Jerky Boys.... Legends of early 90's wind up prank calls. They had a selection of very funny characters, including the lovable Sol Rosenberg. Here he is calling a real hair system company. Note how the guy on the other end is so focussed on the sale, despite such a horiffic story. "We need to get you in here for a consultation..." WARNING: Contains Adult Humor.



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Sunday 12 April 2009

Hair System Density: How much is too much? (Pt.2)

My stylist thinks it's cool...

We've all heard the horror stories about how people come out of a hair system salon and they're walking around with a wall of hair, way too thick.

The internet DIY boys usually always do a better job at getting the hair system density right, but if a guy orders too much density then that's his own fault. So what's the best way of making sure that an order is right first time?

Well, one thing to be clever about is checking how much side (real) hair you have, and what the density of it is. There's no point going overboard and wanting to pile on 80% density in your piece when you only have thinning hair at the sides. You'll get a horrible step effect and you may as well walk around with a T-shirt on saying "Check out my piece!" (and an arrow pointing up).

As a general rule, most people who need a hair system are age 25 and up. And of course, if you need a piece, its quite logical that your hair must be thinning. Therefore, playing it safe says that it is highly unlikely that a guy, regardless of his age, would need a hair system with a density rating of over 75%. That would be the limit in my view. 80% would look like a rug.

Therefore, a good density for the average guy is between 65 - 75%. If your hair is thin at the side then you would probably be looking more towards 55 - 65%. Me personally, I'm all about 65%.

Remember the rule: Go lower than you think you need to.

One thing that Easypiece does to help you out is to have an option to upload a photo right next to the density selection on the hair system order form. You still have to select your density, but if you add a photo, it will be checked according to your selection. If it looks like you screwed up, we'll change it anyway to something better.


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Hair System Density: How much is too much? (Pt.1)

Den wrote:

Since I was about 28 my hair looked like it was thinning at the front and stayed like that for years so I got use to it if you know what I'm on about . So when they cut a new system in it just looks like loads of hair to me. What was your hair like before you started wearing?

Do you remember the first time you got your piece?....Wow, what a strange experience. I remember driving to my appointment to get my hair system cut in with my normal, balding, hair style. That meant hair at the sides, and a bit of fluff on top max. I had a proper runway up there. Air traffic control sometimes used to ask if planes could make an emergency landing on my dome. Apologies to any I turned down, hope you made it.

When I walked out, I had a full thick head of hair and I looked 15 years younger easily. You'd think that I would have been happy about it. I wasn't. I was completely and utterly FREAKED OUT that it was way too much hair, and way too 'over the top' (see the pun?). I mean, I could see that it looked good, but it just wasn't...well...ME. I remember driving home at well over 100 mph, and actually HIDING my face from other motorists (who were in their own cars, doing their own thing, and couldn't care less) just in case they would catch a glimpse of me as I whizzed past and would suddenly burst out laughing,

"Did you SEE that guy's PIECE?!"
"Yeah! But it wasn't a piece, it was a RUG!"
"No wonder he's driving so fast...poor guy."

When I arrived at my friend's house, I sat in my car for at least 10 minutes, super freaked about what he would say. I was so fragile at that point, that even a small smirk from him would have wrecked me on the spot.

"Cool. Wanna play Xbox?" he asked.

And that was it.....

I gradually got used to it, and slowly but surely would creep outside and allow the world to see me in my new guise. Amazingly, no one gave a hoot. And then I realised what that meant: Nobody noticed. And that was good thing....

These days, even when I get new hair systems cut in, I still feel that sense of "more hair" than I'm used to. It's only natural that after you've been wearing your old piece for a few months, hair comes out and it gets a bit thinner. Then the new piece looks full again.

So what is the best method for making sure that hair system density is as correct for you as it should be? Read Pt. 2

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Wednesday 8 April 2009

Hair System Talk By Hair System Wearers

Hey, everyone. This is the Easypiece Blog - the place to come to read all about life with hair systems. This where you connect with other hair system wearers - to learn new tricks, tips, care methods and advice on all things hair system related!

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